ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
badk4rma: if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
janeyoucrazy: if you don’t come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pyjamas then i’m sorry but you’re living life wrong
dashaenka: im pretty sure id have a boner all the time if i had a dick
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding me attractive someone doing something to try and impress me someone asking their friend on what to say to me someone wanting to get to...
photolies: I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my...– (via fierrrrrrce)
wiki-minaj: amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect
maza-dohta: The idea of another half doesn’t make sense to me; my heart stands whole on her own; and she will remain whole, with, or without you. I need yours to do the same.
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet, tomorrow is too often a...– James T. Mckay (via i-was-born-backwards)
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it